Spoiler Points for Teeth (2008)

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Spoiler Points for Teeth (2008) [R] 88 minutes
WIP™ Scale: $12.50
DVD Release Date: 6 May 2008 (click date to purchase or pre-order)
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Spoiler Points:
• Dawn (Jess Weixler) has a set of teeth to protect her from unwelcome intercourse.
• She learns about this feature of her anatomy when her new boyfriend, Tobey (Hale Appleman) looses control of his anatomy and date rapes her. Her anatomy chomps off his leaving him a blood spurting mess.
• She visits Dr. Godfrey (Josh Pais) who takes his examination a bit too far and loses a few fingers for it.
• She goes on the notion now that she's empowered and lost her virginity anyway to have sex on her own terms. Which she does with a guy who's been lusting after her for years. When he spills the beans about a bet to bed her, he too feels her wrath.
• When she learns that her mother died without assistance from her moronic stepbrother Brad (John Hensley) who ignored her screams for help, she decides to fulfill his wishes of finally having her. His dog gets to eat the other half of his sausage.
• So disgusted with her town and the men, she runs away and hitchhikes out of town. The dirty old man who picks her up, starts motioning and suggesting things should now happen as compensation. She looks and him and then gets that look in her eyes. She knows how to teach him a lesson.
• The End

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