Review #690 of 365
Movie Review of Nights in Rodanthe (2008) [PG-13] 97 minutes
WIP™ Scale: $12.00
Where Viewed: Kerasotes Olde Town 14 , Arvada, CO
When Seen: 23 September 2008 @ 7:30 pm
DVD Release Date: Unscheduled (please check back)
After the Credits: there is nothing
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Directed by: George C. Wolfe (Lackawanna Blues )
Screenplay by: Ann Peacock (The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe) • John Romano (Intolerable Cruelty ) Based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks
Featured Cast (Where You Might Remember Him/Her From):
Richard Gere (I'm Not There) • Diane Lane (Jumper) • Christopher Meloni (Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay) • Viola Davis (Disturbia) • Mae Whitman ("Avatar: The Last Airbender") • Charlie Tahan (I Am Legend) • James Franco (Pineapple Express) • Scott Glenn (The Bourne Ultimatum) • Pablo Schreiber (Quid Pro Quo)
One thing the screen plays of Nicholas Sparks's novels get right, if not the novels themselves (you tell me, as I say, I've not read them), is some of the best romance stuff I've ever seen in a movie. If the best, and I think there are few who'll argue, romance of all time is "Romeo and Juliet" than I'm going far out on a limb and say that Nicholas Sparks is the Shakespeare of romance of our age. He absolutely gets how to get it going between fictional characters he invents in his mind. He knows how to build it and make it simmer and the boil out all over the kitchen stove top with the passion of red hot Tobasco® sauce on a flaming' hot wing. I've never experienced anything like it in films since my seventh grade English teacher accidentally showed us the Franco Zeffirelli version of "Romeo & Juliet" during our Shakespeare unit. I don't know what all the fuss was about. I just know that that was the first time I ever realized the power of films to convey true love, and I never felt that way again until I saw The Notebook. And, you will feel that too in Nights in Rodanthe, if you can pronounce it and spell it (no it doesn't have an 'h' in it like a lot of people seem to think). And maybe it's just because I'm plain ignorant of the Carolinas being from the Rocky Mountain west, but I'd never heard of Rodanthe, and when I saw the title, I thought, "Oh, no, another Out of Africa story we've been there and done that haven't we?). Rodanthe (pronounced row-DAN-thee) is an unincorporated community on Hatteras Island, part of Dare County, North Carolina apparently sort of near Chicamacomico. (Yeah, don't ask me how to pronounce that.) Sources say the film was shot there in North Carolina, and if so, well, it seemed nice—no mountains to speak of, plenty of ocean though if you like that sort of thing. So, anyway, aside from the title that is pretty misleading, Nights in Rodanthe, as if the days in Rodanthe didn't matter, the story is pretty simple.
Breaking it down, Adrienne Willis (no relation to Bruce and being played by Diane Lane) is having huge, gigantic marital problems. Aside from the fact that her husband, Jack (Christopher Meloni) cheated on her with some younger woman at work, now the day she's supposed to go down to, guess where, wait for it, wait for it, yep that's right Rodanthe to take care of her god-sister's Inn for the weekend, he decides he wants to move back home. That's right the seven-month affair hasn't worked out as he thought, and he wants his family back. Well, buddy, too bad. This is a Nicholas Sparks story not some "Man Show" episode. So, of course, Adrienne throws a fit, makes her kids feel kind of bad, and sends them all away so she can 'escape' to Rodanthe (which also might have been an equally good title). She arrives and gets the what's what from Jean (Viola Davis) about shoring up the place just in case the 50-50 storm falls on the bad side of 50. Then Jean beats it to head to Miami on some business trip. The inn was Jean's grandmother's, and apparently Jean and Adrienne have been friends since childhood, the next best thing to being sisters. So, Adrienne starts getting things ready for the arrival of the weekend's only guest, a Dr. Paul Flanner (Richard Gere) who, too, is staying there to escape. Only, he's escaping a marriage that died years ago when he made the decision, or so he says, to be the "best doctor" not the best husband or best father to his only son, Mark (an uncredited because it's so cool not to be James Franco). He arrives with additional baggage for it turns out that very close by lives Mr. Torrelson (Scott Glenn) and his boy Charlie (Pablo Schreiber) the husband and son of a former patient of his. Former in the sense of no-longer-among-the-living that is. You see, Flanner was removing a giant facial cyst in a routine, for him, operation when she kicked the bucket on the table due to an allergic reaction to the anesthesia (which happens apparently in about 1 in 50,000 cases).
… the film goes from being a grand romance to a cliché,three-word bumper sticker "treasure every moment".
So, now, if you really want to know what happens next and how it ends, you'll have to read the spoiler, but suffice it to say, that it ruins the entire movie. I was pretty outraged. I guess I shouldn't have been so outraged or something. I mean think about how "Romeo and Juliet" ends? It's pretty shocking and sad, right. I guess the difference between the two is that one ends in classic romantic tragedy and the other in a contrived mental state seemingly designed by some writer, I cannot blame Sparks since, well, I don't know how his novel ended. I just know that this seemed whipped up for pure emotional shock nothing more, nothing less. In that, the film goes from being a grand romance to a cliché, three-word bumper sticker "treasure every moment". At first, I was a bit conflicted. I wanted to love the film. I wanted it to be better than The Notebook. I wanted it to have a cool and unexpected twist at the end. I wanted to leave thinking, finally an Academy Award® for a Sparks story! But, as I reached into my stomach to pull up my heart and put it back in place, I listened to others around me. Normally, I block them out. I just go out the rear exit and get no reaction from the lay people. But, this time, there was no getaway exit, and the people were not holding back. "Stupidest movie I've ever seen," "Waste of time," "Who'd believe that mess?", "I'd demand my money back if this hadn't been a free sneak preview". Those were some of the nicer and more repeatable comments.
… Nights in Rodanthe fails to live up to lofty expectations set by The Notebook.
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Other Projects Featuring Nights in Rodanthe (2008)
Cast Members
Richard Gere • Diane Lane • Christopher Meloni
Viola Davis • Mae Whitman • Charlie Tahan
James Franco • Scott Glenn • Pablo Schreiber
Director
George C. Wolfe
Writers
Ann Peacock • John Romano
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