Review #686 of 365
Movie Review of Igor (2008) [PG-13] 110 minutes
WIP™ Scale: $12.00
Where Viewed: United Artists Denver Pavilions Stadium 15, Denver, CO
When Seen: 19 September 2008 @ 9:40 pm
DVD Release Date: Unscheduled (please check back)
After the Credits:
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Directed by: Anthony Leondis (Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch )
Written by: Chris McKenna ("American Dad!")
Featured Voice Cast (Where You Might Remember Him/Her From):
John Cusack (Martian Child) • Matt McKenna ("American Dad!") • John Cleese (Shrek the Third) • Steve Buscemi (I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry) • Sean Hayes (The Bucket List) • Eddie Izzard (The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian ) • Jennifer Coolidge (Epic Movie) • Jay Leno (Cars) • Molly Shannon (Evan AlmightyEvan Almighty) • Christian Slater (The Ten Commandments) • Arsenio Hall (Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy!)
The story begins with some background. At some point in the past, the thriving and beautiful Kingdom of Malaria became engulfed in clouds, blocking the sun, preventing the fun, and wrecking the economy, Seattlites beware. Ah but the progressive King Malbert (voiced by Jay Leno) had a plan. Malaria would become the home of the world's greatest evil scientists who would compete on an annual basis to win the evil science fair by building the world's most evil inventions of mass destruction. To make income, then, the world would pay Malaria billions of dollars not to unleash these evil devices. As time passed, evil scientists arose from the landscape in their castle-like towers to build their nasty inventions, each one assisted by a hunch-backed little person called Igor—all Igors are called Igor because what else would they be called. Their masters constantly abuse these little second-class citizens mentally and physically. If they mess up or challenge authority, they are fed down a system of underground tubes to a machine that recycles their body parts. [note: If you're reading this and are already disturbed, you probably shouldn't take a little kid to see this film, right?] Each evil scientist has a girlfriend whom he keeps at arm's length so as she not become too involved in the planning of the next evil invention. Among the Igors, though, there is one very special Igor, named Igor (voiced by John Cusack), who aspires to become an evil scientist, because being an evil scientist is the goal of every small child in Malaria. He dabbles in inventions and creates his own sidekicks: Scamper (voiced by Steve Buscemi)—an immortal rabbit who cannot kill himself despite trying 100s and 100s of clever ways—and Brain (voiced by Sean Hayes)—basically a brain in a jar hooked to a robotic arm and whose brain is perhaps not as brainy as one might have hoped. He doesn't want his evil scientist to discover his inventions for obvious reasons; he's an Igor. Fortunately or unfortunately depending on whose side you're on, his evil scientist is killed in a terrible lab accident. What's Igor to do? Well, he immediately sets out to utilize the laboratory to create his ultimate evil invention that will win the evil science fair and propel him, at last, to greatness and prove that Igors can be evil scientists too. His invention is to create life from scraps and make it evil and capable of destruction without human control. [note: Ok, by now surely you've got to be concerned, if you weren't before, that this is not a film for little kids.] His invention works. She's a giant, monsterously grotesque woman of odd proportions who takes the name of Eva (voiced sweetly by Molly Shannon). Meanwhile, going on during this whole time, there's a evil Dr. Schadenfreude (voiced by Eddie Izzard) who admits freely to his girlfriend that he's been using her for years to steal the best invention of the year so he can win the evil science fair every year. Jaclyn (voiced by Jennifer Coolidge) takes great pride in her accomplishments and in helping Dr. Schadenfreude accomplish this string of victories. To keep her happy, he supplies her with pills that keep her looking young and beautiful, but also allow her to transform into other women. Turns out, she's the girlfriend of every evil scientist, that's how she steals their inventions. Well, of course, Igor's evil scientist's girlfriend, Heidi, has begun to wonder where he is, and also realizes that Igor is going to build his own invention that might turn out to be the best. So, this sets Dr. Schadenfreude on the course of trying to capture Igor's invention. But, Igor's invention has a problem. She's not evil. The 'evil' bone in her body hasn't been activated properly. So, trying to get her turn evil and winning the evil science fair becomes their collective goal.
If you can wait that long, the story does turn out well. (see spoiler) There is a good moral hidden under the clouds of Malaria from which children can learn if they can find it in all the other stuff that goes on and distinguish it from all this talk of being the best evil person in Malaria. In that, the [PG-13] rating should be heeded but in the sense that kids fewer than 13 years old may not comprehend this film at all. They may get mixed messages, and while they may laugh and think parts are funny, there is profound cognitive dissonance between what's being said and what's meant in this script.
… a unique wonder of animated splendor in spite of or on top of the perilously kid-unfriendly nature.
The voice cast is exquisite as is the animation. Anthony Leondis has created a unique wonder of animated splendor in spite of or on top of the perilously kid-unfriendly nature. One could argue the film fits quite well in the genre of the Brothers Grimm Fairytales or Roald Dahl stories that were not known for their pleasantries and utilized some terribly creepy imagery. The film will probably appeal, therefore, more to European audiences who've developed keener senses for irony in their fairytales over the centuries and, perhaps, a greater tolerance for the absurd and existential than USAers.
… be advised NOT TO TAKE children to see this film until you've seen it yourself first.
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Cast Members
John Cusack • Matt McKenna • John Cleese
Steve Buscemi • Sean Hayes • Eddie Izzard
Jennifer Coolidge • Jay Leno • Molly Shannon
Christian Slater
Director
Anthony Leondis
Writer
Chris McKenna
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