Review #657 of 365
Movie Review of Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) [PG-13] 110 minutes
WIP™ Scale: $11.50
Where Viewed: United Artists Denver Pavilions Stadium 15, Denver, CO
When Seen: 11 July 2008
Time: 1:15 pm
DVD Release Date: 11 November 2008 (click date to purchase or pre-order)
After the Credits: There is nothing.
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Directed by: Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth)
Written by: Guillermo del Toro (Pan's Labyrinth) story by Guillermo del Toro and Mike Mignola based on the comic book by Mike Mignola
Featured Cast (Where You Might Remember Him/Her From):
Ron Perlman (In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale ) • Selma Blair (Feast of Love) • Doug Jones (F4: Rise of Silver Surfer) • John Alexander (Zathura) • James Dodd (Layer Cake ) • Seth MacFarlane ("American Dad") • Luke Goss (One Night with the King) • Anna Walton (Vampire Diary) • Jeffrey Tambor (Superhero Movie) • John Hurt (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)
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…a mishmash, uneven sequel…see Pan's Labyrinth instead…
The first problem with Hellboy is the hero, Hellboy himself. He just isn't that likeable. Though Ron Perlman has worn his shorn-horn head and red make-up body suit for two films now and claims to enjoy the role, the resulting superhero just isn't very super. In fact, he's kind of painful to watch with his Peter Pan syndrome, temper tantrums, and wants-to-be-loved-anyway complex. This film makes things worse, though by adding a painful scene from of his demonhood where his adopted father, Professor Trevor Bruttenholm (John Hurt) tells him the story of the time when elves and man warred for the world and finally came to a truce when the Elven king agreed to employ a magical and mechanical Golden Army that tore through human towns killing everyone in their path. The little kid assigned to play the role looks like he had to be tortured into it. Plus, the 'enchanting' bedtime story turns out, of course, to be true. And a crown of gold now in three parts, forged to control the army of the undisputed ruler of the land, must be reunited in the present to resurrect the sleeping army and allow the long-exiled son of the Elven king, Prince Nuada (Luke Goss) to reclaim the Elven power on earth. Huh? Well, if you have to make up that much mythology to even start your film, you're already in trouble. Unlike the incredible story of Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy II, has no brilliant allegorical part to match up with. Instead, love interests run amok and they've added another idiotic character to the team, Johann Kraus (James Dodd / John Alexander)—an ectoplasmic being that survives in a retro-fitted diving suit brought in by Feds to order Hellboy around. This character is just stereotypically outlandish, and his arrival to the cast adds nothing but nuisance rather than nuance. The moronic role of Tom Manning, head of the secret government agency for which this odd collection of superfreaks works including: Liz Sherman (Selma Blair) the pyrokinetic and Abe Sapien (Doug Jones) the Piscine is also way over the top. Were it not for Guillermo del Toro's wondrous and fantastical creatures and special effects, none of these characters would have mattered much for it is the context of the worlds into which he forces them with bizarre and imaginative creatures like the tooth fairies and earth elemental that brings what little zest there is in the film to life.
Hellboy II suffers the same problem that many action films of late have brought upon themselves, their stories aren't very good and follow too traditional of a road map:
• Villain rises to glory.
• Villain comes to the attention of superhero(es).
• Superhero(es) battle(s) villain.
• Villain slips out of grasp.
• Final battle ends with death of villain.
Wow, it's a formula! But, not for success. Unless it's paired with one of two other elements:
• A very compelling superhero or a very compelling supervillain, but the supervillain must not out perform the superheroes in the end
• Allegorical references to the socio-political landscape that represent a call to action.
Hellboy II follows the traditional roadmap to the letter, but it nearly could have risen above it were it not for it's failure of the two additional theorems.
• The superheroes are not compelling.
• However, it does have a very compelling supervillain in that of Prince Nuada. Luke Goss, in fact, delivers the most wicked and best performance in the film by far. He's absolutely brilliant. He's so terrific, you'll wish he were the superhero. He's got the tragic superhero quality to him, but with a twisted evil streak. He fails the film overall, though, by way out performing (not his fault) the superheroes (the writers' fault).
• As for an allegorical reference, the film seems somewhat to be suggesting that elements on earth might like to rise up above the humans' self-destructive path we're on, but it doesn't do a very good job of making this connection outright. Worse, the elements working to drive us back to harmony with our planet get destroyed. There's one particularly chilling and heart-breaking scene where Prince Nuada unleashes an earth elemental revealed to be (a) the last of his kind and (b) the giver and destroyer of life on earth.
Luke Goss…delivers the most wicked and best performance in the film…
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Cast Members
Ron Perlman • Selma Blair • Doug Jones
John Alexander • James Dodd • Seth MacFarlane
Luke Goss • Anna Walton • Jeffrey Tambor
John Hurt
Director
Guillermo del Toro
Writer
Guillermo del Toro
2 comments:
Hellboy is dependably fun; for sure that director has an amazing imagination, reminds me of his work in Pan's Labyrinth
Can't wait to see this film, I bet it's great! It'll come out in the UK soon :)
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